Ow, My Feetz
I am practicing my walking in heels again. Probably going to ruin the floor of my flat with my stomping first, though.
Thought up a whole bunch of toootally fascinating stuff to blog about but now I’m looking at it again, it’s all actually boring. I am dull. Wanted to note that Secret Diary is back on TV and I still don’t watch TV so I was surprised at how silly it all was but can’t deny the pleasure of staring at Billie Piper’s face for twenty minutes. Also, my bum is responding well to my efforts to get into running (need to slowly build up the strength in my legs – have tendons in there I’ve not used for almost a decade!) and I can’t wait til I’m one of those serenely-smiling-as-they-run-the-whole-way-round-Hyde-Park-twice wankers myself. :D I am trying to replicate this girl’s recipe for a green smoothie but cannot quite get my throat to allow me to drink spinach. It manages a banana-almond-milk-with-raw-cacao mixture quite well, however. Typical!
It struck me today (and in the back of the throat yesterday – will explain in a mo) that it’s been over a year since I started escorting. I’ve definitely improved in my various techniques and bedroom confidence – for example, my oral skills seem to put men on the brink of coming within seconds nowadays. Bit annoying when they lose control – I got surprised-CIM-ed yesterday which was yuck (there’s your explanation)! But the guy was lovely and I don’t think he was a boundary-pusher, just inexperienced with escorts… for future reference, if anyone reads this, ALWAYS check with an escort whether you can come in his/her mouth before doing so. Trust me, we love this – shows that we’re so good with our mouths that you’re about to burst, while simultaneously allowing us to prepare for whatever our jizz procedure is (i.e. pointing cock at tits or face). Surprises in this industry are so rarely pleasant. ;-)
Getting my hair dyed (almost) black was the best idea I’ve ever had. Should’ve done it ages ago. Done WONDERS for its condition and now I can pretend to be Dita. :D
